Total Medals Earned: 61 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 655 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
A dream?
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 8/50 (40/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Bother Yeremey
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Customized your character
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Try out Experiment Mode.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Be a homie and look at the credits.